What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:12
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.