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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 02:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

What has been your best sexual experience?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

Just Forget it!

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do married men like sucking dick?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?